I live in the eastern part of America, and I try hard to be funny. I'm the one adjusting his tie in the above photo.

 

ammit420:

in hindsight i shouldnt have poured boxed wine and vodka into my can of 4loko last night but on the other hand this body is merely a flesh vessel for my stardust to experience other stardust

electricdoc:

thesweetandawesomeqinn:

electricdoc:

stabble1234:

electricdoc:

slendersummerseve:

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU



YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM



You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

electricdoc:

thesweetandawesomeqinn:

electricdoc:

stabble1234:

electricdoc:

slendersummerseve:

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

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YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

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You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

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partytomatoes:

dkthingsetc:

I’ve seen Birbiglia do this bit twice live, and I’ve seen the video a bunch more. And every time it just makes me so angry. 

i cry at the end every time i hear this. seriously. i just skipped straight to the last 30 seconds and still cried.

donrickles:

wilwheaton:

gtpomella:

I’m just going to leave this here…

Oh man. Is someone going to tell them how it ends? I think someone should tell them how it ends, because they look so happy and oh god *ugly sobbing*.

[insert picture of the talking dog next to a picture of hot dog]

This answer your question Millie?

malblum:

gifthorsedentistry:

Besides, I’m really getting so adept at preventing my own happiness
Complacency breeds latency in that space it sits deep in my chest
And the thing that beats beneath your breast has been at rest but I try my best
To see how close I can get to it, ‘cause I get productive when I get upset

I wonder if this is still true about me

mostly-alone:

wilwheaton:

gtpomella:

I’m just going to leave this here…

Oh man. Is someone going to tell them how it ends? I think someone should tell them how it ends, because they look so happy and oh god *ugly sobbing*.

Haha kill me