I live in the eastern part of America, and I try hard to be funny. I'm the one adjusting his tie in the above photo.

 

seifukucat:

damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends

bruhzilla:

There Will Be Blood (2007), written for the screen and directed by Paul Thomas Anderson

bruhzilla:

There Will Be Blood (2007), written for the screen and directed by Paul Thomas Anderson

IHOP serves three categories of customers:

  1. Large parties of minority families
  2. Divorced dads and their kids
  3. Shitty teens

I fit all three.