I live in the eastern part of America, and I try hard to be funny. I'm the one adjusting his tie in the above photo.

 

Last night while Googling my name I realized I had a linkedin account under my name that I had made back in middle school. To my horror it had a lot of dumb jokes about jobs I claimed to have had that I probably though were hilarious, and would all around ruin any shot I had of getting a job in the real world. In a decision fueled by panic and humiliation, I changed my country of origin, and the name of the profile to the super inconspicuous name “Yoda Skywalker.” I’m glad to see I’m growing up like a mature adult.

Last night while Googling my name I realized I had a linkedin account under my name that I had made back in middle school. To my horror it had a lot of dumb jokes about jobs I claimed to have had that I probably though were hilarious, and would all around ruin any shot I had of getting a job in the real world. In a decision fueled by panic and humiliation, I changed my country of origin, and the name of the profile to the super inconspicuous name “Yoda Skywalker.” I’m glad to see I’m growing up like a mature adult.

"You gotta believe in yourself… 
or else you can’t believe in anything.”

This is not me making a joke about his persona on the show, I genuinely look up to Connor Ratliff as a performer and a person. 

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leftyrosenthal:

e-gay:

the whispered “oh my god”… the look of of humiliation on the childs face… the brother is tired

lmfao I am both of them at the same time

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vinebox:

That one friend that dont fuck with pets

buttwyatt:

david duchovny doesn’t know what frogs are