I live in the eastern part of America, and I try hard to be funny. I'm the one adjusting his tie in the above photo.

 

goteamjosh:

Sometimes I like to pretend that I’m Linda Belcher from Bob’s Burgers while I pet Stark.

captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.

what a fucking ride

Last night while Googling my name I realized I had a linkedin account under my name that I had made back in middle school. To my horror it had a lot of dumb jokes about jobs I claimed to have had that I probably though were hilarious, and would all around ruin any shot I had of getting a job in the real world. In a decision fueled by panic and humiliation, I changed my country of origin, and the name of the profile to the super inconspicuous name “Yoda Skywalker.” I’m glad to see I’m growing up like a mature adult.

Last night while Googling my name I realized I had a linkedin account under my name that I had made back in middle school. To my horror it had a lot of dumb jokes about jobs I claimed to have had that I probably though were hilarious, and would all around ruin any shot I had of getting a job in the real world. In a decision fueled by panic and humiliation, I changed my country of origin, and the name of the profile to the super inconspicuous name “Yoda Skywalker.” I’m glad to see I’m growing up like a mature adult.