I live in the eastern part of America, and I try hard to be funny. I'm the one adjusting his tie in the above photo.

 

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So while all the fucking nerds asked Anderson Cooper about what it was like reporting in Haiti during the earthquake and questions regarding his reports on genocide in African, I asked about Grumpy Cat. I also made a few puns. Anderson Cooper is a fucking hero.

Oh hey the Silver Fox came to my school and I got to take a photo. He’s very handsome and his hair is amazing. Also he smells of smiles.

Oh hey the Silver Fox came to my school and I got to take a photo. He’s very handsome and his hair is amazing. Also he smells of smiles.

Guys, can we talk about Crying At The Wawa? What the actual fuck. How is this song so good?

worldscooleststepdad asked
How come my wife and children won't look me in the eye?

blendedofficial:

Great question!

Funnyman Adam Sandler hand-picked Kate Beckinsale for the role of his wife in Click! BLENDED hits theaters nationwide May 23!

Thanks Blended

Gosh, I’ve become so self conscious in my daily life about being funny rather than honest about my feelings, that even my blog is just jokes 24/7 now. Welp, It’s better than being angsty.

ae-ross:

Gethard has given us so many inspiration quotes, but this is the one that really resonated with me. So, I thought what better way to immortalize it than by embroidery?
So the next time I’m wondering “So, how is crack?” or taking a long dark Disney-affiliated ride with a baby on my lap, I’m going to remember these words of wisdom. 

ae-ross:

Gethard has given us so many inspiration quotes, but this is the one that really resonated with me. So, I thought what better way to immortalize it than by embroidery?

So the next time I’m wondering “So, how is crack?” or taking a long dark Disney-affiliated ride with a baby on my lap, I’m going to remember these words of wisdom.